Put all your boozes plus the lemon juice in your cocktail shaker.
Add some ice.
Shake to destroy the anger in your heart.
Or to fill it.
Whichever you decide, shake until it's good and cold.
Pour and strain into your martini glass.
I've added the straining steps as you don't want ice chunks.
Unless you do, then don't strain.
Garnish with a strawberry.
Now go get bitter.
Or be happy.
Either way, it's a damn fine cocktail.